Sunday, September 28, 2008

Get nude with the Subsidies!

Now, we'll never require nudity at a Subsidies show. A room full of sweaty, nude people would most likely end up in 39 pregnancies. However, if you choose to show a little more skin than people usually show, well, go for it.

Now, to be clear, I'm speaking to the ladies. I know you've been doing 20 pushups a day for the past 9 days, and really, it's starting to show. But, dudes, let's stay clothed. Nobody wants a sweaty, hairy armpit to rub up against them mid-show. Trust me. Grant tends to strip as the show goes on, and he tends to, well, show more skin than we'd like him to.
In summation: Ladies + naked = very yes. Dudes + naked = nausea.
THE SUBSIDIES
At the Haze in Mankato
Saturday, October 18th
Music from 8:30pm-12:30am

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