If you don't go to Tiff's on Friday, April 11th around 9:30 pm, well, you're just stupid. Really dumb. There will be nudity, loud noises, people running with scissors, all the cotton candy you can eat in 2 minutes, a live zebra, Helen Hunt of "Twister" fame, a mechanical bull, and two albinos from Hibbing. Seriously.If you don't go to Tiff's on Friday, April 11th, you'll miss all of these things. Your friends will point at you and laugh, and rightfully so. Don't be dumb. No one likes dumb people.
The SUBSIDIES!
Tiffany's Sports Lounge
Ford Parkway in St. Paul
Friday, April 11 at 9:30pm
http://www.thesubsidies.com/
Live Zebra!
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