The infamous urine-circle (Uircle) is back and better than ever! Made famous in my 2007 blog entry titled "You've either got a really long dong or terrible aim or both or are an idiot," the uircle has made a wonderful re-entry to the lower floor men's bathroom (home of the wall booger and non-flushed log of amazement).Upon entering the urinal area I was immediately met by a large, circular wet spot. While most human men are able to tap-tap-tap their way to a drip-free pee, we have a few men who seem to have the aim of Michael J. Fox (too soon?).
A few drips may be one thing, but due to ones not wanting to step in said drops, each subsequent pee'er backs up in hopes of staying clear of the ever-growing uircle. As this continues throughout the day, the uircle continues to expand.
See the image to the right for an artist's description. That's some Bob Ross art right there.
By day's end I am forced to stand a good 7 yards away from the urinal - basically against the back wall - as the uircle has become a pee lake, complete with little boats made out of tissue paper and pen caps. This makes me and the gentleman standing, waiting for me uncomfortable. My power is decent enough to make the distance do-able, but after a couple coffees, my aim is very much not. Perhaps this is why many days there is a puddle of pee ON TOP OF THE URINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Anyway - nothing else to say. It's more of an observational piece.
It's good to be back...
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