Friday, November 2, 2007

"Shots" Through the Heart and Your to Blame...

Hello all - BIG show tonight! We're expecting a large turnout and are looking forward to giving you a show to remember. Get there around 8:30...

Remember now, we like shots - not Drummer Dave though, so don't bother - and if you're going to buy us some tasty buzz-inducers, please make them really drinkable; kamikazes, lemon-drops, scooby snacks. In the past I've had a some very appreciative fans drop off some Cuervo and the effects of said shots were not positive - both in what they did to my vocal chords and in what they did to my legs (it wouldn't be fun to watch me sing laying down, would it?).

So, in recap:
  1. BIG show tonight at Tiffany's Sports Lounge in Highland Park - Ford Parkway
  2. We want you there
  3. We like shots, but nothing too manly (hey, we admit it)
  4. Laura Van has diarrhea

See you at 8:30-ish...

PS> We will have some bad ass shirts on sale, so check 'em out!!! The shirts I'll be wearing will be for sale at future shows, so be patient (you're going to love them).

1 comment:

Grant said...

Clarification: Grant only accepts Whiskey or Jag. Thank you.