The perils of myspace

A sugar-induced near coma resulted in the following bulletin post on our myspace site:

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I am so not even kidding here.

If you dig music, even remotely, you owe it to yourself. Seriously. It would almost be a sin to avoid this opportunity. Not entirely a sin, but dangerously close. And, honestly, that counts almost as much as a real sin. Actually, I'm not as up on my "what is a sin and what isn't" these days. You know, with the economy and such.

Stop distracting me. Seriously. If given this opportunity.. just handed this chance... and you pass?! Well, that's just crazy talk. That's "terrorists have already won" talk right there, and no one wants that. Down right un-American. Speaking of which, is it weird that I live in Minnesota and have never been to Canada? I just don't see the draw, really. I hear Montreal is nice for a couple days in June. Oh well.

Damn it! Again, with the distractions! My POINT here is that this Saturday has just been deemed The Subsidies Day in Minnesota. Well, southern Minnesota. Well, Rochester. So, if you live in Rochester, and you are still alive come Saturday night, you are legally required to drive to Rookies around, what, 9ish, and have the night of your life with us. Ok, maybe not the night of your life, but at least the night of your week. Easily.

Here are the specs:

-Saturday, November 17 at 9:30pm
-Rookies Bar in Rochester
-1517 16th St. SW
-NO COVER!
-Exclamation points!

Check out how hot we are at www.thesubsidies.com. Really hot folks.