Every day includes a healthy breakfast,
lunch,
and dinner.
Don't forget, plenty of pooping,
posing for pictures,
water slides,
brushes with fame,
and rounding out the day by falling asleep on stage.
In between all that, we manage to tryout some new outfits,
attend meat raffles,
make new friends,
and get psyched for the night's show backstage.
We have been known to engage in community outreach,
and order some girly shots,
but at the end of the day, we're in this for the chicks.
We get these thrown at us all the time, sometimes even when we're not playing:
And though we target the under-age crowd,
occasionally we'll attract some aggressive cougars.
After we've made a few obsessed fans cry over us and the show is over,
we retire to the luxurious accommodations of our 5 star hotel.
We would totally keep this up, even if we got paid next to nothing.
